Well, SHEWT

It's been a few days, hasn't it? Well there hasn't been much to report, 'cause I've been doing NOTHING. At least until today. 

I took my little cousin out to the zoo this morning. No biggie, considering i've taken care of her since she was little and she, of course, loves me. Also, I've been to the zoo a thousand times, considering - YOU KNOW, 200 FEET FROM IT?

So yeah, I figured it'd be no biggie but the trip became IMPOSSIBLE! My little cousin did NOT want to walk the instant she saw the stroller I brought along for emergencies. I had a constant battle with her over that, and then she needed to pee, it got really hot, and the zoo was just sucky suck in general. For those who may know what i'm talking about (along with the chance of actually reading this blog simultaneously-1/5483927584902378590472389057492300), Valley Trail was closed which meant i had to walk up and down the same Olmsted Walk. Fun fact about the Zoo i've learned from 19 years of experience: the hills are worse on your walk back up Olmsted, that's what makes Valley Trail the exit flow.

UGHTOWN.

By the end of Olmsted on my way back, I got a pang of nausea, and next think you know, homegirl was sitting on a bench with HEAT EXHAUSTION - eff eff eff! I felt like I was about to pass out - every light got brighter, my vision blurred, and eve started going black. I hightailed it to what (fortunately) was a secluded patch of benches - sooo lucky the only ones there were anything-but-sympathetic teens sucking on their slurpees, probably ditching what would be a lammmmeeee field trip. I even vommed - YEAH GROSS LOGGED ON TO THE VOM.COM NETWORK (aptly labeled vom.com/nationalzoo...). Fortunately, grapes and my water bottle were there to save the day. Then i felt better and got Vace's. Then I found $5. AWESOME RITE RITE RITE. Boredom.